'Teacher: sabse ziada CALCIUM kis DOODH main hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki main.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hison
me b jan a jati hy jin me HADDI nai hoti'
Dhoti k 4 Anmol faiday:
1. Sardi ho tu uper orh lo,
2. Garmi ho tu neechey bicha lo
3.Nokri kerni ho to peechey se Utha lo,
4.na kerni ho to agey se utha lo. '